Beards

So recently I have been getting a lot of grief for my love of beards. They make me sound like a freak that has a huge fetish for men with facial hair. Here's why,1: I have grown up around hairy men....you know what I mean if you have seen my brother or father. Part 2: It is not that i am just love facial hair it is just the type of guy that rocks it. They are usually down to earth guys that are sweet , and spiritual. They will hold the door open for you one moment and go climb a moment the next.  But to the men that read this.....which is hopefully none because I will never get married if that is the case.....I'm not as weird as it looks I promise, facial hair sometimes can be a very bad thing for example,in the lower left you see what the ladies like to call a molester mustache. Just a little friendly advice you will never get dates with facial hair like this...you probably will get pepper sprayed.....i'm not joking.A good example of facial hair includes Ryan Gosling (a total dream boat) in the picture above, and think about it... in the notebook he got the house,the girl,and a smoking hot kiss (you all know what I'm talking about)....why you ask it was probably the power of the beard....it had absolutely nothing to do that they were perfect for each other.The bottom line though if you are a super duper nice guy you are going to get the girl regardless of the scruff(or the absence of) on your face and if she doesn't appreciate you, she doesn't deserve you....I do.

Spring Sing

Tonight marks the first official performance of Spring Sing.YAY!! it is so weird after watching this show since I was literally like 5 and I am finally in it...although there is only one down fall.... i am dressed as a man. In case you have not seen me in my costume you should know i look HOTT.Nothing is more appealing to the fellas than a pair of pants that go up your crotch . My only hope to be feminine is to plaster as much makeup as possible on my face.And do you know what this accomplishes?...it makes me look like a drag queen. But the freshmen class as a whole looks adorable and fierce.Hopefully, we will place. I know your thinking the freshmen class place that will happen around the time Churches of Christ allow dancing ,but the show is really good. I tried to upload a photo of me in my hot pants , but unfortunately if you know anything about me ,you know I am  about as good with technology as the amish .

Creeper Crushes

You know that one guy (or in my case the 10 guys) or that one girl that you are just in love with. You love the way they walk, you love the way they dress, you love the way they smile, you love the way they just are, every time they walk into the room your heart starts beating really fast ,faster than a group of Deltas running after their favorite flat billed hat. Every time you see this guy everything is in slow motion and has background music...preferably some Bieber. But here comes the problem you don't even know this guy's name and he has absolutely NO CLUE you exist. Then after a few weeks of imaging yourself married and with children to this man a friend finally tells you his name.What is the Next thing you do? creep on his facebook...DUH. At this point you have creeped on him enough that you feel like you know this boy and you smile at them from afar and then here comes your moment , he glances into your eyes and waves and then you wave back and then you realize they were waving to the person behind you entering the caf(don't even pretend like this hasn't happened to you). Your heart is broken but lets be honest that this minor setback will not prevent him from dancing in his kilt in your dreams to ignition.

8 o'clock Classes

This semester I got very fortunate to have eight o' clocks everyday except for Friday where I have a nine o' clock ,where i get to sleep in.Yes , I am aware about how sad it is that I consider waking up at 8:30 sleeping in, most of you haven't even hot REM yet. There is nothing like waking up at 7:30 when you were up to 3 the night before studying....yum. Once you cannot hit the snooze anymore and you finally get up you are dragging. Then you walk a mile across campus where you sit in a class barely conscious and probably not even aware of what your teacher is talking about. After your class you have finally gained back a little of your pep and you walk into the bathroom to check the damage of getting dressed in the dark because your room mate was sleeping and you realize you have tooth paste all over your lips and you like your foaming at the mouth (yes ,this has happened to me multiple times).Then you go to all of your classes and start the cycle all over again.I'm an optimist so I will tell you a benefit of 8'o clocks I get done with classes everyday except for Tuesdays before chapel...YAY WHOOPPEE.
P.S.... if you ever see me right after an eight o clock you have full permission to tell me my outfit doesn't match (but lets be honest they hardly ever do) or I am rocking the Alfalfa

My low standards in attractiveness

I'm not sure if you have noticed this, but humankind is very superficial. We think our men need to look like Edward Cullen or Hugh Jackman (don't get me wrong, I appreciate an attractive man when I see one), but these are not realistic standards for males. Great guys are being pushed away by women everywhere just because they are not visually a perfect ten. When sitting in the caf recently with a group of girls, somebody asked a question about what percentage of males we thought were attractive, and most of the girls answered between 2% and 30%, but I answered 85% (man this makes me sound really desperate). I believe there is too much emphasis in our society on beauty, and it should not be news to you when I say that we are judged everyday on what we look like. This especially frustrates me because we don't choose to be tall or short, and nobody ever really asks to have the nose of Gonzo (don't get me wrong though, I think it's a different story when people just don't take care of themselves). Dear gentlemen, I am so sorry that my sex is judging you by whether you have a firm butt, chiseled abs, breathtaking eyes, and a dazzling smile, but we all know you guys are also checking out that girl's set of double D's. But for all you men with a lazy eye, an above average fat to muscle ratio, and a slight unibrow, you guys are sexy so....... Call me. ;)

Blogging

Ok...so I know people who usually have blogs are either going through an unique stage of life,have an amazing talent,or have a lot to talk about.but I'm am none of these and to be honest I live a pretty boring life but there is nothing wrong with that.I am just excited to be living life and having new experiences.there are also a lot of times I have opinions and don't have the breasts to express them....so I created this blog .I hope you enjoy it and the making fun of it is limited